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Angry Sun Hates Mario is about Eric the Angry Sun having anger issues and rants about how much he hates Mario.

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In the desert, a green Koopa approaches the other Koopa Troopas to warn them that Mario is coming. The red Koopa tells everyone to be prepared to fight Mario and they look forward to it! Suddenly an angry voice is heard somewhere, killing the mood

Red Koopa wondered who just shouted, only to be disappointed that it was an angry sun named Eric. The Koopa asks Eric what's up but Eric shouts if they're ready to defeat Mario. Green Koopa realizes that Eric is off his meds again. The angry Eric asks what he said but the green Koopa denies saying anything and tells the sun that they'll handle Mario while he worries about "sun stuff". But Eric doesn't listen and yells that he will murder the plumber himself and describes how he'll kill Mario! The Koopa Troopas finds it too harsh and Red Koopa asks Eric who'd hate Mario that much. Eric shouts out that he does; all of them hate Mario, but others don't really agree with the sun. Eric believes the plumber's asking for it but starts calmly saying he doesn't what he's doing or feeling right now. Red Koopa explains to Eric that he has anger issues but also has responsibilities to provide light, heat... then Green Koopa adds "Keep us from dying in space". The red Koopa suggests calming down and searching for Eric's meds.

Mario finally arrives and defeats the smaller Koopas (Red Koopa and Green Koopa survived though) which causes Eric to become angry again! Eric chases after Mario while going on an uncontrollable rant until the plumber defeats him with a Koopa shell. Now without Eric, a snowstorm freezes up the desert!

Then Green Koopa tells Red Koopa that he doesn't want to die in space.

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