If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.

Video Edit

The video begins with Mario using a tanooki suit to crush the goombas,and meets a tanoomba called Snowtail artic foxwolf who is currently waiting for his friend Pondhopper.Snowtail notices Mario's tanooki suit and starts thinking Mario is a furry, and repeatedly starts telling him that he can perform unspeakable sex acts. When Mario tries and fails to tell Snowtail that he,unfortunely,isn't a furry, Pondhopper finally appears,but Mario discovers he is Luigi in a frog suit. the video ends with Snowtail deciding they all have sex together.